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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 22, 2002 17:45:12 GMT
Overshadowed by a large cliff is a dark cave. If you take the third turning on the left you'll eventually come to a dark door with "THE TIPSY GOBLIN" written on it in red paint (hopefully it's paint). Congrats. you have reached the most popular Orkish bar in mordor, a bar that claims to sell "the best Morgul brandy east of Carn Dum". Come in the door is never locked and the regulars don't bite (most of the time). Per usual the bar is packed with drunked Orcs of all shapes and sizes (which is why the tables are bolted to the floor) The barman is taking bets on who be the last left standing.
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 23, 2002 11:00:51 GMT
*Pushes the door open with a creak and steps inside. Takes a moment for his eyes to adjust to the dark and dingy atmosphere. The Orcs scurry backwards to make way for him as he strides towards the bar. Glares at two drunken Orcs propping up the bar, oblivious to his presence. The barmen, a troll named Barry, gives them a warning stare and they turn slowly to face the Witch King before cowering and slinking off to a dark corner, muttering their apologies.
Steps up to the bar and drums his steel gauntlets on the wooden surface trying to decide what to have.*
Hmmm.......................I'll try the Morgul brandy..
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 24, 2002 19:44:03 GMT
Good choice M'lord! We sell the best morgul brandy easta Cran Dum
says barry he pours some steaming black liquid out of an ornate blue black bottle and places the cup before the witch king. There is an uneasy scilence in the bar as they all wait for the witch king to pick up his drink
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 24, 2002 20:03:24 GMT
*Picks up the glass slowly, feeling that all eyes are on him. Smiles to himself - he always liked being the centre of attention. Drains the glass, savouring the taste for a moment before nodding in appreciation.*
Good stuff!
I'll have another..
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 24, 2002 20:39:30 GMT
There's a collective sigh of relief and Barry pours the Witch king another glass
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 24, 2002 20:50:59 GMT
*Takes a sip from the glass and helps himself to a handful of salted nuts from the bowl on the bar.*
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 24, 2002 21:09:25 GMT
Barry Is cleaning a glass on a very filthy looking towel when he see the witch king reaching for the peanuts
NO M'LORD!
He squeaks
I wouldn't eat those If I were you well you know the lads they ain't the cleanest of creatures
He reaches under the bar and gets out a unopened bag of peanuts.
Have these instead
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 24, 2002 21:25:12 GMT
Thanks Barry
*Puts the other peanuts down and wipes his fingers on his robe before trying the others.*
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 26, 2002 20:20:47 GMT
Barry goes back to drying glasses. It was an unusualy quiet night
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 27, 2002 7:23:26 GMT
*Sits down on a bar stool and takes a pipe from his pocket. Stuffs it with weed and lights it. Watches a group of Orcs dancing in the corner as he blows smoke rings into the air.*
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Ausin Mor
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Pulpizg mi
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Post by Ausin Mor on Oct 1, 2002 1:35:54 GMT
*falls through the door and lands face-down in front of the bar*
GGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Begins to snore*
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 1, 2002 20:06:56 GMT
Barry looks at Ausin concerned. Unsure wether to try and wake him (and thus incur the ringwraiths wrath) or to leave him there (and probally incur more wrath).
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 2, 2002 7:13:25 GMT
*prods Ausin with the toe of his boot. Getting no response he goes back to drinking.
Snorts as an Orc trips over Ausin and goes sprawling across floor.*
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Ausin Mor
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Pulpizg mi
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Post by Ausin Mor on Oct 2, 2002 20:07:07 GMT
.......erghhhhhh.....  ??.........beer...........ergh...... *gets up without opening his eyes, and puts his hand straight in someone`s pint* Get off........fools have moistened my handy....... lousy cheap bars!............ |
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 2, 2002 21:07:19 GMT
Er would'ya like sommit to drink M'lord?
Barry ask ausin causiously. Still wounded about him calling th tipsy goblin a cheap bar
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