THE TIPSY GOBLIN

[Aulus corthale]

aulus looked around from under his hood and waited for the barkeep to come over. he wanted to test this mordor brandy he had heard about. talking to him self he said "hope its worth all the journey."

[The Witch King]

*Informed one of the Uruk-Hai captains about Aulus's quality pipeweed and soon word was spreading like wildfire through the Tipsy Goblin. Several Orcs moved towards Aulus counting out their hard earned pennies.*

[Aulus corthale]

grins and makes a small bow to the whitch king before he turned to the orcs and other buyers ;D says "the price issent high thought it should be. for this one time its its 2 gold coins for a small bag the larger bags are 6." sees the orcs look a bit sad cause one or two didnt have enough money and were going to start a fight for a bag. aulus smiles evily and walks over to the whitch king. "thanks for all the good custumers, they even fight for it." he turned his head to see two orcs being trow out fighting. "i wonder how mutch will come up whit enough money, or else if to lower the price. (or not:P;D)

[Grubhosh]

Barry eyes the new commer suspiciously but seeing as the witch king didn't mind his presance he poured him a cup of morgul brandy

I haven't seen you here berfor what's yer name?

watches him selling pipe weed to HIS coustemers. Barry ties to make him self look as intemidating as possible

If you're going to be doing that in my bar you should give me a cut of the profit or I shall have to escort you off the premicies..

[Aulus corthale]

aulus looks at the barkeep and straigtens his back. and says in a low voiche "is that a treat orc? but as you wish ill wont sell it here anymore, even though your customers seem to like it. turns to the other orcs and says "sorry people you heard the man no more sales for now." turns back to his drinks and gulps it down. "hmm good stuff. and my name is aulus, not that many know of me exept for the lord and the orc on the other end grubby, but she doesnt hates me cause i broke her dagger once, i was a fool that i did it. could have mutch fun seeing the dwarf that she fought die. that reminds me." he walks over to grubby and smiles coldly and says "if got a replacement of your old dagger grubby. hope you like it."he took out a black whit gold sideded lined dagger." and smiled again "it should be stronger then your old blade, forged it my self." he walked back to his drink and took another sip.

[Grubhosh]

(OOC Aulus Barry is a Troll)

Barrry frowned at him and placed his huge hands on the bar

Well Au-los I never said you couldn't sell your hobbit leaf here.. For say 40% of yer profit you can sell what yer want..

He watched grubby toy with the dagger then throw it at aulus it stuck into the bar top inces away from his hand

Oi grubby!

[Aulus corthale]

(ooc: sorry didnt see that)

bic: turned to the bar keep and sayd "thats why i'm not selling it here again, and this is no hobbit leafe my trolish friend, but if i have to give you 40% of what i earn i get almost nutin for my self. o well you might have gotten more customers cause you sold and good drinks and good pipe weed, gues they all come running someplace else now. or theyl stick whit out the weed." smiled evily and looked over at grubby trowing the dagger. "your aims off grub." took ut the dagger. "o well if you dont want it ill keep it for someone else." puts the dagger away again. and searches some dark corner to sit down and smoke. sees a small corner way back in the bar and sits down there looking around blowing clouds of smoke.

[Grubhosh]

Grubby grinned

who said I missed?

she turned back to her drink

Barry watches aulus' retreating back

Ok,Ok how about 15%?

[The Witch King]

*snorts at Barry, amused by the whole scenario*

You drive a hard bargain.

[Aulus corthale]

grins evily, "15% hmm thats a fair price, but i know something better for both our bussnises, say i sell you the pipe weed for 25% less the price and u can sell it at your own price, that way well both get what we want and i dont have to fight around to get here. whata say." turns to grubby and takes out the dagger and trows it next to her hand only an inch away. "hmm my aims off today." smiles coldly and turns back to the bark keep for a reply ;D

[The Witch King]

*Sees the looks on the faces of some of the Uruk-hai that are standing close to Grubby.*

Hey Aulus..

*Leans in and lowers his voice.*

A word of advice. You don't want to go upsetting the Orcs in here. This is there territory after all.

*drains his glass*

And Grubby is among friends.....an awful lot of friends if you know what I'm saying..

*Tries to get Barry's attention to order another drink.*

[Grubhosh]

Barry watched Grubby talking to the Uruk-hai she looked even more annoyed than usual. he felt someone tugging his sleave and looked down at the witch king

Oh my apoligies M'lord what'll it be?

[The Witch King]

(Whaddya mean looked down! Are you suggesting I'm a short-arse. ;D)

*Hands his glass to Barry.*

Fill her up. Same again..


(Oh yeah.. he's a troll )

[Grubhosh]

(OOC LOL ;D )

Barry once again filled the witch kings glass with Morgul brandy. There were a lot of strange types comming in and asking for it nowday which was odd not even the orcs could stomach it. He spilled a few drops on the bar and wiped it up before it hand a chance to burn a hole in it.

here y'are M'lord

[The Witch King]

Cheers Barry

*raised his glass before taking a big swig, swilling the brandy around his mouth before swallowing hard.*

That's got quite a kick!

*Sees a fight breaking out between two Orcs. One is trying to strangle the other. Realising that they're not from his ranks and he turns back to face the bar disinterested.*