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Post by Skrowerif on Oct 8, 2002 15:59:17 GMT
*Staggers into the bar looking pale and shaken. Asks Barry for some Mordor Brandy.*
Better make that a double..
*Hops up onto a stool and fiddles with his nose chain.*
Theres been a fight in the Orc lodgings - Big Dave got eaten.
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 9, 2002 20:26:48 GMT
That's terriable! Tell me all about it..
Barry pours him a large glass of brandy and seeing that the orcs was upset he stuck a little cocktail unbrella in it, and slammed it down infront of Skrowerif. The little umbrella catches fire and they both watch if burn. Barry sighs big Dave was one of his best custermers.
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 9, 2002 21:00:59 GMT
 (ooc - I just burst out laughing at that last post.) *Couldn't help but over hear the conversation* Big Dave? *looks concerned* So who's in the watch tower instead? |
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Post by Skrowerif on Oct 10, 2002 18:31:34 GMT
*Picks out the burnt remains of the umbrella and throws it over his shoulder before sipping the brandy. Fights the urge to cough not wanting to look like a big girls blouse in front of Grubby. Takes a deep breath.*
Mugdud the frosty started it. He was in a terrible mood. Has been for weeks. Says it's lack of sleep.
*Takes another sip before continuing*
He accused Big Dave of snoring. He 's been bad tempered since he was moved to the bottom bunk. Anyway he said it to Big Dave's face 'You snore like a hog' and that was it...a fight broke out.
Big Dave went too far. He said, in front of everyone, about Mugdud's bedwetting incident and the real reason he was moved to the bottom bunk.
Mugdud went crazy and hit him with a plank. The rest of us fled the building..
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 10, 2002 20:44:23 GMT
Barry listened with a look of concerned intrest nodding at appropriate intervals
I think that would make it Shagdug M'lord
he said wiping some dried blood off the bar.
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 10, 2002 21:12:14 GMT
Well as long as someones there..
*Downs his drink lost in thought.*
Does this mean I have to start interviewing for Daves position?
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 12, 2002 23:04:20 GMT
(OOC I'm not sure wether I'm supposed to be here or not so I'll just say that I am)
Grubby walks into the tipsy goblin and takes her usual position at the bar, ignoring the snide remarks about her pink pj's. She orders her usual from barry and listens to the witch king.
M'lord? May I sugest someone?
She asked casualy sipping her drink.
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 13, 2002 7:12:22 GMT
*smirks at Grubby, looking her up and down.*
Dressed like that nothing you say is going to sound very convincing. I can't believe you came in here dressed like that!
*shakes his head in dismay*
Well go on then..who?
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 13, 2002 19:36:52 GMT
(OOC I think I worded my last post wrong..  I ment the pink PJ incident..whoops)
She looked at the witch king
How about Skrowerif? He's hard working and loyal if anyone deserves a promotion it's him..
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 14, 2002 6:50:55 GMT
( Well I did wonder ;D)
Orc, if I want your opinion I'll ask for it. I do not discuss important matters with slaves.
This is a matter for the high Nazgul.
*Scribbles down Skrowerifs name in his little black book.*
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 14, 2002 14:31:05 GMT
Grubby was going to point out that he HAD asked for her opinion but thought better of it she mumbled an apoligy and turned back to her drink
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 16, 2002 20:13:35 GMT
*Sips his drink and contemplates matters*
That's five victims this year already, all eaten or partially eaten. I'm seriously considering the removal of all Orc teeth. It would cut the number of casualties in the Orc quarters.
They could wear false ones for battle.
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 17, 2002 12:07:41 GMT
Grubby looks at him seh was very proud of her teeth
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Post by Aulus corthale on Oct 19, 2002 8:41:52 GMT
aulus was getting bored of all bars he had seen already and wondered if this bar was more amusing than the brandy wine inn. he walked in looking at the name on the door his black hood pulled down and his black clothes. he saw grubby in her pink pj's but wasent in the mood to fight her again. he hoped to get some customers for his pipeweed he had sold some but not very mutch lately, only the whitch king seemed to enjoy it. he looked around as orcs gave him foul looks but didnt seem to be going to fight him either. he said to him self "well well, lets see if this bar is as good as everyone says." he walked to the end of the bar were it was a bit empty he stared as always infront of him like he was seeing something that others coudent see.
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 19, 2002 9:30:24 GMT
The whole bar fell silent at the entrance of a stranger. It was rare to find strangers in these parts. The Tipsy Goblin had a fiercesome reputation as a troublesome, violent hangout for Orcs and Uruk-hai. Other races dared not enter for fear of their lives ,though the odd troll or numenorean were tolerated.
The Witch-King turned around to see what was the cause of the hushed silence. He recognised Aulus under the hood and although some of the Orcs were staring at him in a threatening manner Aulus did not appear to be here to cause trouble.
The Witch-King nodded to him and seeing this as an acceptance the other Orcs and Uruk-hai went back to their conversations.
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I ment the pink PJ incident..whoops) 