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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 17, 2003 13:01:53 GMT
Deep in the dungeons of Mordor lies a bit filled with dirt and disease where orcs gather together for entertainment or to make vicious jokes about things such as elves and other nice things...
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Huzgol the Horrid
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 17, 2003 13:16:27 GMT
Huzgolbon Emberkazmen comes struts into the Pit looking very proud of herself. Her master had just given her extra wages for stealing a Rohirrim horse and she knew just how to spend them...
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Post by Grubhosh on Jul 17, 2003 15:20:39 GMT
Grubby squinted at Huz who looked mighty pleased with herself. If she swaggered any more she'd fall over. Grubby whistled at her
Oi! Huz! what you so pleased about?
(OOC we've met IC haven't we?)
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 18, 2003 7:29:31 GMT
"Grubby!" Huzgol growls happily. "Master Mubzok gave me extra wages for stealing a horse! Now I can finally have a decent meal, which I didn't have in weeks!"
OOC: In "Ground Orcs", remember? 
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Post by Grubhosh on Jul 18, 2003 22:01:35 GMT
eh?
Grubby asked moving closer to huz and putting an arm round Huz's shoulders
what with meat?
She licked her lips. Huz wasn't the only one who'd had to tighten up her belt a bit. She been giving a bit of thought to eating the next Orc who got themselves killed.
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 19, 2003 8:28:04 GMT
"Man flesh, deary," Huzgol says with a wicked grin as she puts her arm around Grubby. "Nice, juicy meet filled with bloody sauce. Buzel's Kitchen here serves decent sized portions with blood juice to go with it."
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Post by Grubhosh on Jul 19, 2003 21:27:19 GMT
Grubby's eyes widen and she starts to drool as Huz is talking.
well i suppose you'd be wanting to share it with me your loyal friend
She grinned giving a Huz a friendly squeeze.
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 20, 2003 7:35:15 GMT
"Alright," Huzgol agrees, knowing that it wasn't a safe idea to enter Buzel's Kitchen alone. But next time you're the one who's treating me!"
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Post by Grubhosh on Jul 20, 2003 21:01:41 GMT
Grubby looked quite suprised. Normaly people told her to p*ss off when she tried to scrounge food. She grinned at Huz
oh of course..
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 21, 2003 5:48:52 GMT
"What are friends for?" Huzgol says as she tries to open the door to Buzel's Kitchen, only to break her long orcy nail and she starts cursing in the black speech.
Giving the door a kick, Huzgol and Grubby enter the pub...
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Post by Grubby on Jul 21, 2003 20:00:18 GMT
Grubby tried not to laugh when Huz broke her nail she put her hand over her mouth and bit her lip. A wonderful toothsome smell (and a lot of nasty ones)met them as the steped through the door. As usual Buzel's Kitchen was jam packed with Orcs, mainly the king large enough to wring the wages out of the smaller ones.She licked her lips and picked out a table for them in a dark corner.
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 25, 2003 10:02:50 GMT
Huzgol takes two menus (stone slades with blood used instead of ink) and hands one to Grubby. She places the other one right infront of her so that the other orcs hopefully wouldn't see her face and beat her up.
After looking at the menu for a while, and searching for something that doesn't contian eyeballs (Huz is allergic to them), Huzgol sighs and looks at Grubby, as if asking what should they order.
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Post by Grubhosh on Jul 25, 2003 21:20:52 GMT
Grubby sat down with her feet on the table she scanned the menu quickly
how about a Man-flesh steak extra rare, or liver? (that's the best part) and extra blood sauce?
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Jul 26, 2003 6:57:35 GMT
"Mmm... Man flesh!" Huzgol says, "Yes... And a pint of blood to drink!"
"Waiter! Waiter!" she yells loudly, trying to get the waiter-orc's attention.
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Post by The Witch King on Aug 28, 2003 11:20:09 GMT
*The Witch King peered down into the pit trying to spot any workshy Orcs hiding in the shadowy recesses. He squinted against the gloom, his eyes not being the best anyway, until he saw a movement.*
Oi!
You down there!
Get back to work your lunchbreak is over..
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