Huzgol the Horrid
Pizurk (Private)
Orc
Agent of Evil, Servant of Sauron, Lover of Man Flesh!
Posts: 44
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Aug 29, 2003 9:15:02 GMT
Huzgol sees an orc who was uglier than average come with a dirty apron filled with blood stains as well as horrible tatoos all over his bulging body.
"What?" he growls at Grubby and Huzgol.
"Man flesh, extra rare and lots of liver in it mate! Two pints of blood too, make it fresh or I'll slither your troath with my bare hands!" Huzgol says, drawing out her pointy black nails as if to prove she could kill the orc.
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Post by Grubhosh on Aug 31, 2003 22:51:23 GMT
Grubby grinned at the waiter. She was getting bored of waiting if he didn't hurry up then maybe they could eat him instead. She looked over her shoulder at the witch king who was trying to goad the unwilling slaves of Mordor back to work, it was working too. Aww S**te she wasn't going back to work on an empty stomach
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Huzgol the Horrid
Pizurk (Private)
Orc
Agent of Evil, Servant of Sauron, Lover of Man Flesh!
Posts: 44
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Sept 1, 2003 5:55:12 GMT
Huzgol glances behind he back to see what Grubby was complaining about and she sees the Lord of the Nazgul. She knew that she had to show respect to higher ranking people in the realm of Mordor, but her stomach was definitely her first priority so she just ignored him for now...
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 1, 2003 6:02:12 GMT
I know you can hear me!
*He hissed loudly at them, kneeling on the edge of the pit.*
Get back to work or you'll be on the menu!
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Huzgol the Horrid
Pizurk (Private)
Orc
Agent of Evil, Servant of Sauron, Lover of Man Flesh!
Posts: 44
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Sept 1, 2003 6:16:54 GMT
The ugly orc waiter brings the pints of blood to Grubby and Huzgol.
"Better sip this bloody quick!" Huzgol says, unaware of the pun which she just used. She puts the straw
(which was actually a hollow leech) into her mouth and begins draining the pint...
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 1, 2003 20:55:04 GMT
Grubby picked up the blood, downed it in one wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. She turned to the witch king clicked her heels and gave him a half-arsed salute
yeh of course m'lord! c'mon Huz you heard the boss back to the grind-stone
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Post by EoHuz on Sept 3, 2003 7:02:51 GMT
"Of course," Huzgol says as she notices that the waiter just brought their lunch and she grabs the two steaks, hands on to Grubby and they head for the exit of the Burzel's Kitchen, not even bothing to pay...
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