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Post by Imrel on Nov 10, 2002 3:43:08 GMT
Are you gonna tell us the story behind that sometime, Grubs?
And I also give up. Especially is the answer turns out to be in Elvish.
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 10, 2002 16:24:35 GMT
DORC!
Hint: Orc + Dork = Dorc
That was korny! 
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Post by Grubhosh on Nov 10, 2002 18:01:21 GMT
Eowyn that went beyond korny it was Uberkorny. Not only was it not funny It made very little sense  (though not quite as bad as my " be alurt isengard needs Lurtz" joke ;D) I got another one though:
[glow=red,2,300]How many orcs does it take to change a light bulb?[/glow]
No Im I can't I'm a complicated person sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm nasty..Hehe and sometimes I just like to sing little songs... |
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Post by Imrel on Nov 10, 2002 20:25:41 GMT
*Starts singing "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" again.*
Anyway...
I think the answer is either:
100. One to hold it, 99 to turn the house.
Or:
0. Since when are there lightbulbs in Mordor?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 11, 2002 12:50:28 GMT
Two! One does the actual work under Sauron's orders and then the 2nd one comes in to stab the 1st one in the back and take all the credit for it!
Yes, my joke was dumb. Hee hee!
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Post by Imrel on Nov 11, 2002 22:39:38 GMT
Ooh, no, I like that one! Lol.
I got this from a certain website that I adore.
Why did Sauron put all his power into one ring?
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Post by Elidor on Nov 12, 2002 5:58:27 GMT
Ooh, no, I like that one! Lol.
I got this from a certain website that I adore.
Why did Sauron put all his power into one ring? To demostrate that he has a very strong fingers... ;D |
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 12, 2002 12:54:24 GMT
Because his computer's memory and databanks were already full?
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Post by Grubby on Nov 12, 2002 13:13:29 GMT
*Starts singing "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" again.*
aghh Im you evil person!
coz he was an fool ?
any way the answer to mine is none they would all kill each other fist ;D (I like Ims one about there being no light bulbs in mordor better though)
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Post by Imrel on Nov 12, 2002 22:50:27 GMT
Thank you, thank you. *Takes a bow.*
Now the answer to the joke I posted, since no one has gotten it, is:
He wanted the world wrapped around his finger.
Ba-doom boom chi!
Thanks you and good night.
*Shuffles away.*
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Post by Grubby on Nov 13, 2002 13:21:16 GMT
*scratches head*
eh? I don't get it 
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 13, 2002 13:36:35 GMT
LOL! ;D
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Post by Imrel on Nov 13, 2002 22:14:51 GMT
It's a pun. World wrapped around the finger, ring wrapped around the finger... Maybe it's funnier with the accompanying cartoon...
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 14, 2002 7:21:24 GMT
Puns are kind of funny. Just consider Arwen's sword...
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Post by Grubhosh on Nov 14, 2002 13:14:44 GMT
*looks even more confused*
Ok Iunderstand Ims one but E what about arwens sword?
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(though not quite as bad as my " be alurt isengard needs Lurtz" joke ;D) I got another one though: