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Post by Elidor on Nov 29, 2002 9:36:33 GMT
Er...*frowns, trying to recall* Maybe, maybe not. Can't really remember. I don't have much of a social life until recently. Been busy working for centuries with the dark lord and the other nine ringwraiths.
What about you? Had any luck with female orcs?
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Post by Skrowerif on Nov 29, 2002 9:44:21 GMT
No not really....
*looks embarrassed*
There was one Orc once. Rat, her name was...
*He gets a far away misty look in his eyes*
She was killed by an Uruk-hai in a row over monopoly. He did owe her money but wouldn't pay it. He strangled her till her eyes popped out.
*sips his cocktail quietly*
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Post by Elidor on Nov 30, 2002 10:31:43 GMT
Tough luck. At least she didn't get chop of into nine pieces. Sauron was in a bad mood one day and chop an urk-hai who set a mouse trap on him accidentally. According to the announcment he made to the urk-hai's squad, their captain was made a 'sacrifice' in honour of Elrond. Not many spot that mistake about honouring Elrond. Most of the orcs were too busy celebrating. That particular urk-hai wasn't very popular among his own troops.
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Post by Grubhosh on Dec 1, 2002 20:59:39 GMT
sniggers quietly.
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Post by The Witch King on Dec 1, 2002 21:45:30 GMT
*Listens to Eli, growing quietly uncomfortable. Just how much information is she going to pass on to the scrawny little Orc. This was a problem he hadn't considered and that cocktail was probably going to make her talk even more. Before long she'd be telling the whole bar all the wraith mysteries like the fact that Jared wears slippers around Minas Morgul and about WK's rubber ducky, Henry and his obsession with Mirkwood soap operas.*
Gah!
*He needed to think of a plan.........and fast!*
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Post by Aulus corthale on Dec 11, 2002 20:25:34 GMT
aulus still sat blowing smokerings as he overheard the conversation. and blew a large smoke cirle. and whisperd to him self "stupid uruk-hai they are as dumb as thier master." some orcs whit white hands on their armor looked foul at him but aulus ignored them as they seemed to be a bit afraid of the whitch king allowing him in there.
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Post by Grubhosh on Dec 23, 2002 23:49:20 GMT
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barry had just finished making the preperations for the Goblins' anual christmas/new year party. Within hours the small bar would be over run with orcs of all shapes and sizes from the smallest snaga to the largest Uruk-hai. He straighted the scratty tinsel wrapped round the bar put away his nice glasses and checked he'd got enough gut rotting ale, morgul brandy and the stuff made from mushrooms that you could use as paint thinner.He stood back and admired his handy work very christmasey there was even a slightly mishappen tree in one corner with little fairylights and bauballs. |
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Post by The Witch King on Dec 24, 2002 7:11:46 GMT
*Strolls in hoping to get some free food and drink.*
Hi Barry, thought I'd better put in an appearance. I know how disappointed the orcs get if I don't show up and give a speech.
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Post by Grubhosh on Dec 24, 2002 19:27:21 GMT
Barry Grinned
They do m'lord you gave an amazing performance last year
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Post by The Witch King on Dec 24, 2002 23:11:37 GMT
I did didn't I..
*Looks smugly around the bar*
A drink when you're ready Barry.
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Post by Grubhosh on Dec 26, 2002 12:38:31 GMT
Barry poured the witch king a cup of morgul brandy
Here'ya are M'lord
he said putting the cup in front of the witch king and watchinmg some of the bigger orcs holding a smaller one down and trying to shot an apple off is head. The bigger orc missed shot one of his mates in the foot the little orc threw an apple at the one hopping about and cursing. Barry shook his head
so much for christmas spirit
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Post by The Witch King on Dec 26, 2002 21:23:42 GMT
*Downed his Morgul brandy whilst watching the orcs with mild amusement.*
At least this place has spirit! It's a lot more entertaining then the Pony, that's for sure.
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Post by Aulus corthale on Dec 26, 2002 21:30:15 GMT
aulus walked into the tipsy goblin wearing his useal gear and as always was smoking his lungs out. ;D he walked past the whitch king and put his stuff down and said " 'g day people" he walked back to the bar and sat down next to the whitch king. "good day whitchie, what are u up to on this fine cristmass day" *coughs sarcasticly*
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Post by The Witch King on Dec 26, 2002 21:35:53 GMT
Greetings Aulus, glad you could make it to the best party in town.
*clicks his fingers at Barry*
Hey! A glass of Morgul brandy for our guest.
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Post by Aulus corthale on Dec 26, 2002 21:40:34 GMT
you didnt think i would want to miss the party, at least there's a real party spirit in here. pony is so dull and dusty and smokey *grins* atleast the orcs are having a good time *watches whit interest as a small riot is breaking out* ;D so barry hope some orcs want to by some pipeweed ay? *grabs his own pipe and lights it again*
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