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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 27, 2002 23:11:43 GMT
*Surveys the audience. Sissy answers like "my canary bird is like my bro" are definately out of question*
The one who talked my into entering this contest....MY LITTLE BROTHER!
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 27, 2002 23:17:27 GMT
Okay. I'll leave the last question for Jared.
*before leaving the stage he pats Rhiannons arm and whispers in her ear.*
Well done!
You actually scrub up quite well. ;D
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Post by Imrel on Oct 28, 2002 3:16:54 GMT
*Murmers to Grubby, Eo and Lo.* Geez, they throw some pretty tough questions. Wonder if we all get the same ones...
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 28, 2002 6:37:50 GMT
( No you don't. That would give you an unfair advantage as you'd have time to plan your answers.  *Steps down off the stage and starts making notes while it's Jared's turn to interrogate the contestant.* |
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Post by Jared on Oct 29, 2002 10:18:11 GMT
*Eyes the Ranger warily...*
Now, let me see... well... Miss Rhiannon, do you think it is ethical to kill cows for meat and leather? ;D
(Oh yes. Remember... the cows are... herbivores...)
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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 29, 2002 10:54:51 GMT
*Looks at Jared, puzzled for a moment. Not sure if this is a trick question or not. As the audience is probably not in the mood for a long talk about the ethical questions about what cattle want out of their lives or whether it's a difference if the butcher is an poor little peasant or an orc raiding party or about the ecological significance of top predators vs, well, prey.....). Looks deep into Jared's eyes, smiling* Let me answer this with a return question....Would you like to cross my way the next time I'm hungry......
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Post by Jared on Oct 29, 2002 11:07:13 GMT
*Lays back in his chair, eyebrow arched.*
Answer the question, Contestant Number One... not ask another.
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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 29, 2002 15:13:21 GMT
...
*Well, in a time of with lots of bloodshed anyway and a hall packed with fangs, who'd of the audience would probably care for cattle...* The answer is "Yes".
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 29, 2002 15:43:00 GMT
*Finishes scribbling down his comments on Rhiannons performance and claps loudly.*
Okay, next contestant!
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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 29, 2002 15:58:02 GMT
*Slowly walks back. A young orc thrusts a slip of paper towards her with shaking hands. Picks it up. It’s his ticket for the show. Smiles and places a kiss on it, making sure her lipstick leaves a bright red mark. Hands it back and walks on only seeing from the corner of her eyes how he faints but is pulled out of the crowd immediately by security. Does a few more turns, throwing kisses into the cheering crowd. Reaches the curtain again, bows and leaves the catwalk. Rushed down the stairs, grabbing one of the security Uruk-Hai.* “What’s your name? “Uh, uh, Ashrubz, Mmmisstress” “OK, Ash, listen: Take care of this little guy that was just taken to the first aid room. And make sure that they don’t nick his souvenir, right?” “Er, yes, mmisstress, whatever you want.” *Ignores the fact that his eyes don’t reach hers but are stuck somewhere below her neck...*.”Good boy..” “Er, mistress....would you, ...please..? “ *Hands her a piece of paper and a pen. She smiles and draws a large heart on it, kisses it to leave the red mark of her lips in the center and signs it. Hands it back.* “Ohhhh, F-or Ash, M-iss Rhia-nn-on’s special litt-le Uruk-Hai, ohhh, thank you mistress, what ever you want mistress I’ll..” *Waves her hand* “Just take care of this orc, will you? And maybe I’ll need you later when we leave the show...” *He shuffles away. She goes back to join the others again, grinning* “It’s not as bad as you think, they’re just boys....”
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Post by Zulu on Oct 29, 2002 20:35:34 GMT
^Arching an eyebrow grins^ How cute! Your own lil fan base. I'll go next i supose...
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 29, 2002 20:50:10 GMT
Just boys?!
she laughs nerviously.
you don't have to face them tomorrow morning. At least I'll have an excuse for breaking a few noses.
hears Lo vollenteering to go next
Good for you!
She pats Lo on the back a little too hard. She peers round the edge of the curtain at the crowd full of jeering slobbering orcs and shudders.
have fun..
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Post by Rhiannon on Oct 29, 2002 22:16:45 GMT
^Arching an eyebrow grins^ How cute! Your own lil fan base. I'll go next i supose... *Grins* See for yourself.... *Turns to Grubby* Don't worry, you look great. The boys will fight just to get a glimpse of you tomorrow. Survival of the fittest and some hormones.....saves a lot of work for you  |
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Post by Imrel on Oct 30, 2002 3:08:30 GMT
*Stands out of the way.* I can go next, Lo, if you want.
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Post by Zulu on Oct 30, 2002 5:28:29 GMT
[glow=blue,2,300]^Looking around nerviously^ They won't charge the stage will they? ^Smiles at Imrel adjusting the snug strapless gown^, if I don't go now I wont, ^Lo steps out from behind the curtain, her hands shaking slightly, feeling only slightly better that the lights blind her view of the crowd, hearing something distinctly like "take it off" coming from the Judges direction, straightens her back, her ebony locks swaying just above her waist, a provocative switch in her hips, the slit up the side of her shimmering gown slipping and revealing creamy thighs, coming to the end of the cat walk, moves into an impromptu belly dance, the flat muscles of her tummy rippling under the tight fabric, her chest heaving as she throws in a few more suggestive bump and grind motions, her hands moving through her hair, then traveling back down the flat planes of her belly, moving back to where Rhi had stood waits for Jared and WK to make her answer hideously awful questions about eating people and killing things^[/glow]
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