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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Feb 11, 2003 10:45:13 GMT
"How come you get the food?" Huzgol growls, rushing bask Alan and swiping the cider bottle from his grasp. She drains it empty and chucks it at Lo.
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Post by Imrel on Feb 12, 2003 3:20:40 GMT
*Zag finally realizes where everyone is and stumbles over, using his pitchfork as a walking cane.*
A'ight, so since the trees are coming down, can we use the wood for the gazebo? We could probly knock one together pretty quickly... It dun't have to be perfect, right?
*About faces, pitchfork narrowly missing the cider crate as t swings around behind him. Heads back to the cart for an axe to help de-tree the tree area.*
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Feb 12, 2003 7:21:19 GMT
"Can't we torture the elf first?" Huzgol insists, stomping up and down in bad temper.
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Post by The Witch King on Feb 12, 2003 7:30:16 GMT
*Grabs the pitchfork as it swings dangerously close to his head. Swears at the Orc but his curses fall on deaf ears as Zag walks away.
Idiot!
* Turns to find Huz. Grabs the theiving Orc by the collar, throwing him backwards onto the ground. Hurls the pitchfork at his head, pinning him to the ground, the prongs dangerously close to his neck. Looks down at the Orc lying spreadeagled in the mud, a rep[roachful look on his face.*
Don't steal from me again. Or you'll be joining the Elf.
*Walks off to get another bottle.*
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Feb 12, 2003 8:02:28 GMT
Huzgol growls at Alan and sticks her pierced tongue out.
"Elves can never me our equal!" she shouts.
OOC: That's right. Huzgol's a girl orc! ;D
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Post by The Witch King on Feb 12, 2003 8:04:56 GMT
OOC - And I'm not an Orc thankyou very much!
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Post by Imrel on Feb 12, 2003 23:11:21 GMT
(Don't worry WK, I mean Alan, we know that.)
*Reappears with an "axe", which is actually a pickaxe. Nobody's perfect...*
Mebbe we could ask your Elf friend to help with the pond...
*Looks around for the trees.*
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Post by Grubhosh on Feb 13, 2003 21:27:16 GMT
(OOC hey witchy I'd take that as a compliment  )
Grubhosh is getting bored of telling the elf stories, she didn't seem very impressed. Maybe she should've made the descriptions of various torture methods a bit more graphic. She ducks quickly before zag can hit her round the head.
maybe we could put her IN the pond..
Grubby muttered watching Zag head towards the pond. She grabs him by the shoulders and points him in the direction of a rather pretty grove of trees.
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Post by The Witch King on Feb 14, 2003 9:28:17 GMT
*Hurls an empty bottle over his shoulder and makes his way down to the pond to check on the others.*
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Post by Elidor on Feb 14, 2003 13:37:46 GMT
*Finished filling the once sparkling blue pond with top quality brown and muddy swamp water. Arzgork then proceeds to throw all but one of the pimply toads into the pond. *
Those toads better hop onto Arwen and Elrond.
*Carries the toad and walks towards the Elf, whistling to the tune of the Mordor Boys' lastest hits all the while*
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Post by The Witch King on Feb 15, 2003 8:52:58 GMT
*Runs towards Eli, flapping arms excitedly*
A toad! Let me see!
*Pets the pimply toad on the head with a grubby finger.*
Awww....Can I hold it?
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Post by Elidor on Feb 15, 2003 13:03:17 GMT
Sure. It bites too. *Forced the toad's mouth open, revealing a row of tiny sharp teeth* I think it is a mutant. Like it?
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Post by The Witch King on Feb 15, 2003 13:06:21 GMT
Yeah it's great.
*Takes it from Eli holding it on the flat of his hand, turning it from side to side to get a better look at it.*
We should put this in Lord Elronds bed. He'd like that. ;D
Does it have a name?
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Post by Elidor on Feb 15, 2003 13:50:04 GMT
No. How about smiley? ;D
Actually, I was thinking to putting it on the mouth of the elf tied up over there but your idea sounds great too.
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Post by The Witch King on Feb 15, 2003 13:52:27 GMT
*Gives Smiley back to Eli.*
We could do both!
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