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Imrel
Maugoth (General)

Ranger formerly known as Firebird

Wherever you go, there I am.

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Misquotes Sept 9, 2003 2:21:05 GMT

Post by Imrel on Sept 9, 2003 2:21:05 GMT

Yes, me again. Sick of me yet? ;D

Anyhoo, about this little game here. (Another idea borrowed from ISIHAC, in case you were wondering.) Remember that thread Eowyn started, Quotations? Yeah, forget everything about that here. Post lines that characters from LotR would never have uttered.

Examples, I hear you ask? Oh my yes, whether you like it or not.

Sauron: That dirty, rotten Halfling! I was going to propose to my girlfriend with that!

Gandalf (at Moria): Don't worry, they always leave a spare key under the doormat.

Treebeard: Hurry up, then!

Last Edit: Sept 9, 2003 2:21:42 GMT by Imrel

" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks."
"I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Misquotes Sept 10, 2003 12:57:56 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Sept 10, 2003 12:57:56 GMT Elrond: Ash nazg gimbathul... Witch King: That's right matey, keep the right. I ain't gonna need it! Éowyn: I hate horses! Do you hear me? I HATE them! Aragorn (singing): Oh, I just can't wait to be KING!

Ims Guest	Misquotes Sept 15, 2003 14:07:24 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Ims on Sept 15, 2003 14:07:24 GMT Pippin: Nah, I'm not much of a drinker. Frodo: Alright Smeagol, I'll let you look after it for a minute. Saruman (at Palantir): Geez, the reception on this thing is rubbish... Gandalf: Darnit, I left my good hat back at Khazad-dum.

EoHuz Guest	Misquotes Sept 17, 2003 6:39:17 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by EoHuz on Sept 17, 2003 6:39:17 GMT Aragorn: No, I'm not Isildur's heir. Isildur is my heir! Arwen: Me, choose a mortal life for that ranger who never washes his hair? Forget it!

Imrel Maugoth (General) Ranger formerly known as Firebird Wherever you go, there I am. Posts: 2,267	Misquotes Sept 17, 2003 23:41:52 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imrel on Sept 17, 2003 23:41:52 GMT Lol. A short scene from the Mines of Moria. Frodo: Anyone fancy a game of Hunt the Ring? Gandalf: Now is not a good time to play games, Frodo. Frodo: Seriously, I think I dropped it somewhere...
	" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks." "I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

Post by Imrel on Sept 9, 2003 2:21:05 GMT

Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Sept 10, 2003 12:57:56 GMT

Post by Ims on Sept 15, 2003 14:07:24 GMT

Post by EoHuz on Sept 17, 2003 6:39:17 GMT

Post by Imrel on Sept 17, 2003 23:41:52 GMT