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Post by Imrel on Apr 14, 2003 21:35:30 GMT
(Sev.com! Sev.com! Sev.com! I think I posted in mirror one in Funny Pictures once...)
Down the road from Toysoras. (Toys 'r' Us, Ed 'r' Us... Geddit? Well, I tried...)
Who are Sauron's parents?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 19, 2003 13:03:22 GMT
Thingol of Doriath and Melian the Maia
Why was Luthien so beautiful?
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Post by Grubby on Apr 19, 2003 20:19:05 GMT
'cause her father could afford the plastic surgery.. She was a really ugly ugly baby.
who did Sam marry?
(sev.com's the site with the fraud of the rings cartoons in't it? have you seem thier latest punchline contest contest?)
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Post by Imrel on Apr 20, 2003 0:21:05 GMT
(I just took a look. I like the axe-men entry. ;D Sadly, I haven't been visiting Sev recently... I've gotta start entering the contests again.)
Arwen, who was shortly widowed thereafter due to a jealous Aragorn. Tune in next week when Bilbo comes out of his coma.
Why does the Ring let its owner live longer?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on May 5, 2003 14:12:17 GMT
Because it's got life long insurance policies.
Why does Bilbo leave Bag End to Frodo?
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Post by Grubhosh on May 6, 2003 20:28:10 GMT
Because the Sackville-baggins didn't want it  , Frodo was his second choice
who/ what is the Gaffer?
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Post by Imrel on May 31, 2003 20:40:14 GMT
The hobbit in charge of lighting for the Shire's television network.
Who was Sauron's first sweetheart?
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, Frodo was his second choice