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~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Only wrong answers Apr 6, 2003 17:15:27 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 6, 2003 17:15:27 GMT Because the orcs were a little short of steaks for their BBQ and the recipie called for Hobbits. Why does Gimli have a beard?

Imrel Maugoth (General) Ranger formerly known as Firebird Wherever you go, there I am. Posts: 2,267	Only wrong answers Apr 6, 2003 19:40:14 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imrel on Apr 6, 2003 19:40:14 GMT To hide the pimple on his chin. Why are Elves good at archery?
	" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks." "I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Only wrong answers Apr 7, 2003 12:52:41 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 7, 2003 12:52:41 GMT Because their arrows are made with magnets! Why does Saruman hate Gandalf?

Grubhosh Pizdur (Captain) Snaga Atkins Posts: 852	Only wrong answers Apr 7, 2003 20:31:11 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grubhosh on Apr 7, 2003 20:31:11 GMT Because his robes are easier to keep clean who/ what is Shadowfax?
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~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Only wrong answers Apr 8, 2003 11:45:48 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 8, 2003 11:45:48 GMT The brand of Gandalf's answering machine! What is the name of Arwen's horse?

Imrel Maugoth (General) Ranger formerly known as Firebird Wherever you go, there I am. Posts: 2,267	Only wrong answers Apr 9, 2003 1:56:59 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imrel on Apr 9, 2003 1:56:59 GMT Bill the Pony. Why does Gimli protest being tossed?
	" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks." "I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Only wrong answers Apr 9, 2003 13:38:08 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 9, 2003 13:38:08 GMT Because he prefers to be carried... Why is Elrond's forehead always creased?

Imrel Maugoth (General) Ranger formerly known as Firebird Wherever you go, there I am. Posts: 2,267	Only wrong answers Apr 10, 2003 3:47:25 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imrel on Apr 10, 2003 3:47:25 GMT Three words: botched plastic surgery. ;D Why is Meriadoc's nickname Merry? (Why not Doc? )
	" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks." "I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Only wrong answers Apr 10, 2003 13:41:59 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 10, 2003 13:41:59 GMT Because he's not in leauge with Bugs Bunny <What's up Doc?> And his favorite holiday is Christmas! Why do Hobbits have curly hair?

Imrel Maugoth (General) Ranger formerly known as Firebird Wherever you go, there I am. Posts: 2,267	Only wrong answers Apr 12, 2003 1:47:25 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imrel on Apr 12, 2003 1:47:25 GMT Legolas' sister also gives discount perms to people under five feet. What is athelas?
	" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks." "I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

Grubhosh Pizdur (Captain) Snaga Atkins Posts: 852	Only wrong answers Apr 12, 2003 20:16:22 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grubhosh on Apr 12, 2003 20:16:22 GMT another new name for the royal mail Why is Sauron as disembodied eye-ball why not a disembodied foot or a pie?
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Imrel Maugoth (General) Ranger formerly known as Firebird Wherever you go, there I am. Posts: 2,267	Only wrong answers Apr 12, 2003 21:39:21 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imrel on Apr 12, 2003 21:39:21 GMT Because "Eye of Sauron" has a nicer ring to it than "Pie of Sauron". (He's watching his figure, anyway. Ooh, bad pun...) What is an orc's favorite food?
	" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks." "I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Only wrong answers Apr 13, 2003 14:09:43 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 13, 2003 14:09:43 GMT Lembas (with lots of butter, of course)... What color socks do Rangers wear?

Imrel Maugoth (General) Ranger formerly known as Firebird Wherever you go, there I am. Posts: 2,267	Only wrong answers Apr 13, 2003 21:00:28 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imrel on Apr 13, 2003 21:00:28 GMT Black; it hides the dirt best. (I'm an exception, I wear red socks. ;D) How does Galadriel's mirror work?
	" Don't worry Sam, they're man-eating sharks." "I know that, you know that, but do the sharks know that?"

~Dernhelm~ Maugoth (General) Shield maiden of Rohan Hinder me if you may... Posts: 1,635	Only wrong answers Apr 14, 2003 13:44:34 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Apr 14, 2003 13:44:34 GMT You put One Ring in for the next three visions... (There's plenty more where that came from.) Where is Edoras?