|
Post by Jared on Jun 11, 2003 11:24:57 GMT
Make it the whole year, dear Eli.
*Kicks the nearest Orc as he saunters in.*
Up, you skiving, useless imbecile!
|
|
|
Post by The Witch King on Jun 11, 2003 17:37:46 GMT
....ahh.....reinforcements.
*The Witch King gave a satisfied nod.*
Now then, who wants to do the flower arranging?
-and I don't want any of the orcs doing it as they have a tendency to pull the heads off.
*He sighed heavily.*
Theres never an elf around when you need one.
|
|
Elven Star
Pizbur (Sergeant)
Nomadic Elf
Fight for what you believe in most
Posts: 236
|
Post by Elven Star on Jun 11, 2003 22:05:41 GMT
*El walks up behind Wk giving him a light tap on the shoulder with a slight grin on her face.*
Did I just hear you say you needed an elf?
*She gives him the most innocent look she can muster up.*
You know, if you ask nicely I might just be willing to help… Maybe.
|
|
|
Post by The Witch King on Jun 12, 2003 5:46:31 GMT
*Witchy jumped. He hated the way elves crept about silently. He raised an eyebrow in surprise at the sight of the elf.*
Speak of the devil..
The flowers need arranging..You elves know more about that kind of thing then us so you do it.
- And dont push me because thats as nice as I get!
|
|
|
Post by Imrel on Jun 12, 2003 6:13:03 GMT
Hello Elv, nice of you to drop by.
*Im beams to her as she passes with yet another table. The pile in the cart is dramatically dwindling.*
|
|
|
Post by Jared on Jun 12, 2003 15:29:46 GMT
We're going to have flowers? *Casts a disdainful look at the garishly bright... things.*
How disgusting.
We should have a...less bright corner for the Orcs and Uruk-Hai, Witch-King, and don't forget the Mordor Boys. I don't think they like pink much. Or yellow, for that matter.
Perhaps there should be a tent for them if they need to esca- I mean er, take a break from the flurry of activity out here. ;D
*Of course, it'd probably become some sort of overcrowded bar-slash-gambling den, he thinks, but everyone who's been in Mordor for a while is used to that anyway.*
*Raises a suggestive eyebrow at Witchy.*
Imagine if a fight broke out between - oh, I don't know, some Elves and Orcs maybe? Overexposure to brightness does strange things to an Orc's pea-sized brain, as I'm sure you know...
On the other hand, an interracial fight would be interesting...
|
|
Elven Star
Pizbur (Sergeant)
Nomadic Elf
Fight for what you believe in most
Posts: 236
|
Post by Elven Star on Jun 12, 2003 18:10:52 GMT
*El still grinning she looks up at Wk.* Oh I've seen you much nicer... at least to me...
*El looked at Im and smiles. * I wouldn’t miss the festival for the world... And to help set it up is just half the fun. *She some what scowls at Im being the one unloading the tables and glares at Wk.* So I m guessing your just going to stand around and direct while every one else does all the work.... That’s rather distasteful.... then again it doesn’t surprise me I mean… after ording the orcs around all the time you must be ever so tired.
*Then before he can really answer she looks at Jarred... Some one she hasn’t ran in to in a while and cant help but laugh.* Oh my dear Jarred... How you've grown... Still just as evil as ever I can see... As for the whole *she coughs* break area for the orcs… I think we could do that… As long as you, your self don’t spend all night there.. And if you do I may just have to come and add a little of an elf touch to it!! And even if not... I some what doubt either race would be in the mood to fight... Especially in the presents of a lady... *She motions to her self and cant help but let a small grin slip.* And that’s not even to mention Im who is putting in so much work to put this festival together.. I m sure they would hate to ruin it.. I'm sure she'd be rather up set... And I for one… Would hate to have her upset with me… *She smiles at Im and goes off arranging flowers to decorate with . *
|
|
|
Post by Aulus corthale on Jun 12, 2003 21:14:53 GMT
aulus had been setting up tents as he overheard there conversation he laughed. he picked up the mallet he had been using and swung it into the air and hitting the ground whitout the top of the mallet. "o... o..." he heard the top of the mallet drop behind a hill one something that sounded like glass breaking. "hmm broken glass now some blood and the new war has started." aulus put away the handle of the mallet and tryd to find a new one but after his stunt the dwarves didnt want to give him a new mallet and sent him off. "oke that didnt go very well. lets see if there's anything else to do." he walked over to the whitch king and the others. "well ur sure are having a good time witchy, i belive the dumbness of these orcs is to blame for your loudness as they cant understand ur commands am i right?" he laughed and spotted a bar. "hmm time for a drink." he walked over and took something to drink and walked off trying to find something to do.
|
|
|
Post by Grubhosh on Jun 12, 2003 21:43:04 GMT
Grubby had paused working, she was glad of El sudden arrival that ment she got to skive a bit longer or start a game of cards with someone. All the other orcs looked indisposed. she scowled in Jared general direction, brains the size of peas? she was fairly sure that was walnuts.. she stared in disbelief at Aulus shaking her head. Is this slag off the Orcs day?
|
|
|
Post by Imrel on Jun 12, 2003 22:39:12 GMT
*Imrel and the bunch of orcs helping with the table finally finish unloading. Im high fives Krumkû and jogs over to Witchy and Aulus (while Krum and the others slouch over to Grubby). Hearing Aulus' last remark, she raises an eyebrow to him.*
Aw, don't be hard on them, they're being good... Witchy's probably just in a bad mood because of his bad back...
*She looks pointedly at WK.*
Anyway, the tables are in the tent over there, and we can do something with them once the marquis are all up. What else needs doing?
|
|
|
Post by The Witch King on Jun 13, 2003 5:57:44 GMT
*The Witch King took a deep breath, trying to steady his already frayed nerves.*
Thank Melkor this only happens once a year!
|
|
|
Post by Aulus corthale on Jun 13, 2003 7:22:52 GMT
Aulus came walking back quickly as some dwarves were still mad at him. "its not my fault that you cant make a better mallet." he said to the dwarv that had been yelling at him. after that aulus walked over to the whitch king and imrel. "well who ever thought of this day never knew that orcs and elves would ever celebrate it together. or try to anyways. is there anything else that needs to be done?"
|
|
|
Post by Jared on Jun 13, 2003 7:36:45 GMT
*Arches an eyebrow at the Elf, clearly not very impressed.*
I've never met anyone who thought so highly of themselves that they think Orcs would care who they were. Well, other than the Ringwraiths, of course, but that's just because they're obliged to. As for other races... I doubt they'd care whether you were an male Elf or a female Dwarf, they'd just pounce.
Wouldn't that make a pretty sight?
So, Witchy, I'll just take it that you don't mind having a tent for them? I'll pop over to Mordor with a couple of Uruk-Hai to get one and come back as quick as I can.
*Walks off the grassy plain, but not before giving Grubby a sharp tap on the head.*
Scowl one more time, little Orc, and one of the captains will make sure that you'll never leave the shackles on the outer walls of Minas Morgul ever again.
And don't worry, we'll provide the embarrasing pyjamas this time.
|
|
|
Post by The Witch King on Jun 13, 2003 7:59:55 GMT
Yep Jared, a tent sounds like a great idea and if a fight breaks out then all the better. All the best parties end in a brawl of some kind.
*He turned to Aulus, pleased at the rangers enthusiasm.*
Let's see...we have the tents up, the tables are in place, the flowers are being seen to. All thats left to do is put chairs out for the guest's, build a stage for the bands, cart all the food in and lay it out, cart in the refreshements which consists of 50 barrels of ale, 100 kegs of mead, 500 bottles of wine and a crate of Morgul brandy and vodka. Perhaps you'd like to do that?
|
|
Elven Star
Pizbur (Sergeant)
Nomadic Elf
Fight for what you believe in most
Posts: 236
|
Post by Elven Star on Jun 13, 2003 16:05:47 GMT
*El rolled her eyes and Jarred, and thought of the time the over grown monkeys (Uruk-hai) had dragged her to Minas Morgul. Then turning to WK she smiles politely. *
You enjoy the festival! Don’t pretend you do not becuase we all know its not true! After all... I dont think there is any other time you are allowed to tell anyone other then the Orcs and Uruk-hai what to do..
*She places a few flowers on the out side of one of the tents already in place and comes near to WK with a few and places them on his shoulder... then walks away and arranges some flowers to put on the table.*
|
|