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Post by The Witch King on Jun 22, 2002 6:39:41 GMT
Welcome to Eriador Ausin.
(Yay more Ringwraiths! ;D)
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Post by The Witch King on Aug 31, 2002 18:21:41 GMT
******************************************* *Early in the morning the whole of Mordor is woken by the Witch king wrath.* WHO FORGOT TO FEED THE WINGED BEASTS LAST NIGHT!!!  *paces up and down the great hall enraged.* They've only gone and eaten half the prisoners! One of which was a very important Lord I was hoping to gain a great ransom for. Wheres that Grubby Orc! |
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Post by Grubhosh on Aug 31, 2002 18:35:58 GMT
Grubby is lying fast asleep in her fetid orc den.Her hand twitches in her sleep she mumbles something and rolls over she is having a very nice dream about hobbits or was 'till she was woken by the witch king she falls out of bed with a crash
oh s***
she knew there was something she'd forgotten to do
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Post by The Witch King on Aug 31, 2002 18:46:15 GMT
*The door of her den flys open and the Witch King himself stands looming in the doorway.* You beastly good for nothing Orc! *Grabs her by the foot and drags her out the door and up the stone steps, which must be quite painful, but he doesn't care and he also has no regard for the fact that she's still in her pyjamas.* Think that you can neglect your duties to go drinking in pubs do you? Well you need to be taught the meaning of hard work! |
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Post by Grubhosh on Aug 31, 2002 18:59:14 GMT
Grubby stays cowering on the floor wimpering
No my Lord It'll never happen again! I swear It wasn't my fault I told Snaga to do it for me but he forgot punish him O'Lord O'master of darkness second only to the great eye punish him!Just don't send me to the black pit!
she starts sobbing into her pink bear covered Pjs
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Post by The Witch King on Aug 31, 2002 19:04:58 GMT
Don't try and wriggle out of it you snivelling wretch!
*Drags her into the main hall and chains her to the fireplace. Stares at her coldly with his arms folded.*
You will remain here until Jared arrives, then we shall divise a fitting punishment for you.
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Post by Grubhosh on Aug 31, 2002 19:18:33 GMT
She stops sniveling. Well it was worth a try 'normaly worked. She didn't like the use of the words 'Jared' and 'Punishment' in the same scentence. God she wished she hadn't worn her teddy pyjamas.
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Post by The Witch King on Aug 31, 2002 19:31:50 GMT
*Looks down at her in disgust*
You deserve punishment alone for wearing such hideous garments.
(Jared is going to love your foofy jimjams)
If the rest of the Orc army see you like this they will make a mockery of you.
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Post by Jared on Sept 1, 2002 11:18:19 GMT
*Stomps in, boots caked with dried mud.*
Damn. There was that disgustingly hideous Elf princess who was worth at least 28 solid gold goblets.
At least the Winged Beasts had a good meal.
*Glares at the Orc in her silly pyjamas.*
I suggest you chain this piece of filth to the walls of the highest turret of Barad-dûr.
Not the inside. The outside. Where she will hang for 3 days, without food nor water, for the beasts of the air to attack and her counterparts to ridicule.
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 1, 2002 11:45:11 GMT
(HAHA LOL! ;D)
That is a very fair punishment indeed.
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Post by Jared on Sept 1, 2002 11:52:26 GMT
Yes, it is, though I usually believe more in being right than fair.
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 1, 2002 17:18:39 GMT
Grubby wimpered softly. She wasn't sure what was the worse part.. being pecked at by ravenous birds or the entire army of mordor seeing her in her Pj's.
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 1, 2002 17:35:36 GMT
*Yells at the guards to take her away.*
Make sure she's in a spot where everyone can see.
*Grins*
You can make signs if you like. ' Orc Humiliation in progress' .. or something like that.
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 2, 2002 16:32:42 GMT
Grubby looked down at the ground. It was a long long way down. She noticed a small orc sitting on the steps of Barad-dur next to a sign. She yelled at him and when he'd finialy stopped laughing he turned the sign round it said
[glow=red,2,300]ORC HUMILIATION IN PROGREZ PLEASE LUK UP[/glow]
Aww how cute(!) did you make it yourself?
He nodded. it was going to be a very long three days.
********
It was late afternoon. The days hilights had been: spitting a the little orc with the bliboard; a large evil looking crow stealing her nose ring; and being laughed at by half the tower gaurd.She looked up to see the evil crow flying towards her. it sat on her shoulder looking at her deciding which part of her to peck at.
What you've come back to take my dignity too?
It then started trying to peck her eyes out
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 2, 2002 18:12:13 GMT
*Takes a walk around the grounds to check on how the little Orc is doing. Looks up at the tower and waves.*
Yoo-hoo! ;D
*There doesn't seem to be much happeneing so he decides to make an ice spell. Soon black clouds are looming on the horizon, filled with snow.*
Hey Grubby!
*shouts up to her*
I hope you're pyjamas are thermal! lol!
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