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Post by The Witch King on Jun 5, 2002 17:30:55 GMT
*Comes back into the room in the middle of the night. Two lambs and a black sheep tumble out of his robes and onto the floor. They look bewildered and scared and cry even louder.* Someone shut these things up! *He doesn't much care if he wakes up the whole of Mordor, this problem needs addressing now.* Be quiet you pathetic creatures!  *They take no notice of him and continue wailing. Takes an old robe of the back of the door and throws it over them reducing the volume considerably.* That's better ;D |
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Post by Jared on Jun 5, 2002 17:33:11 GMT
*Sighs and goes over to the sheep. Goes under the cloth and emerges a while later. Removes the cloth.*
They're gagged now. Happy?
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Post by The Witch King on Jun 5, 2002 17:46:26 GMT
Good work SG
That'll teach them.
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Post by Elven Star on Jun 6, 2002 3:46:34 GMT
* A ring of Uruk-hai comes in with a Elf in the middle* Lord we caught her in the woods near the hobbits houses... What do you want us to do with her [shadow=green,left,300]Ummmm.. A little help here I've done nothing wrong !!!!!! Please let me go ??!![/shadow]
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Post by Jared on Jun 6, 2002 6:03:20 GMT
*Turns to look at the Witch-King questioningly.*
Throw her out of the window, perhaps. Azgork managed to climb down the wall. I don't see why an Elf can't.
*Glares at the Uruk-Hai.*
And what were you imbeciles doing in Hobbiton anyway? Deal with the Elf and go back to your work immediately before the Witch-King decides to feed you to the Winged Beasts....
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Post by Azgork on Jun 6, 2002 6:07:48 GMT
We were collecting herbs there......Certain rather poisonous ones can only be found there.......This Elf here was irritating everyone with her singing.
And what was she doing there anyway? She should either be in Mirkwood or Rivendell, which are both far from where the hobbits dwell.
Throwing her out of the window seems a good idea.
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Post by Elidor on Jun 6, 2002 6:07:58 GMT
Let Azgork do it. Where is that ugly creature anyway?
AZGORK!! COME!
Oh there you are! Next time stand in in the front where I can see you...
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Post by Elven Star on Jun 6, 2002 6:08:47 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]*Jumps out of the ring of Uruk-hai and places her had on her sword* Well if its ok with you I'll just show my self out.. Thanks... [/glow]
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Post by Jared on Jun 6, 2002 6:11:45 GMT
Unfortunately, Elf, it is not fine with any of us here.
Azgork, the door, please.
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Post by Elven Star on Jun 6, 2002 6:13:20 GMT
If that beast takes one step to me I'll stab it *Pulling her sword out*
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Post by Azgork on Jun 6, 2002 6:13:28 GMT
Yes, my lord.
*Moves to block the door, sword drawn. Several Uruk-Hai follow, blocking the doorway completely, weapons at hand.*
So are we going with the window plan?
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Post by Jared on Jun 6, 2002 6:14:44 GMT
Stab him if you want to, Elf. He has chain-mail on anyway.
Uruk-Hai do not fear pain. Have you forgotten that?
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Post by Elidor on Jun 6, 2002 6:15:01 GMT
HEY! I am not letting you spoil the fun!
*blasts the elf's sword in bits*
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Post by Jared on Jun 6, 2002 6:16:37 GMT
Ah, pity. It looked a fine sword.
Unfortunately, she forgot the fact that the Nazgûl are great sorcerors. How sad for her.
Hey, Eli - do we go with the window plan?
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Post by Elven Star on Jun 6, 2002 6:17:30 GMT
Ummm I dont think you could blast this sword its not really a what you would call a normal sword... And look I've done NOTHING wrong your servents brought me here whan a nice shut up would have done the trick!
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