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Post by Jared on Apr 6, 2002 10:16:35 GMT
Barter, then. We'll trade 'em for weapons and stuff. Maybe even another grand piano. ;D
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Post by Elidor on Apr 6, 2002 10:35:30 GMT
Haha. There must be some motive behind this...
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Post by Jared on Apr 6, 2002 10:41:50 GMT
Now, my dear comrade, I assure you that there isn't any motive behind all this. ;D
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 6, 2002 17:50:55 GMT
Yes! We simply must have a garage sale but we'll have to rename it, and trading items would be a good idea.
Elidor, you must earn your position of power as SG has had to do.
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Post by Jared on Apr 7, 2002 2:23:03 GMT
Now, how in the world did I earn it? I simply do not know....  |
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Post by Elidor on Apr 9, 2002 8:31:39 GMT
I guess that's fair...
Better stop wasting time...Must work hard ;D
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 15, 2002 19:36:49 GMT
*Enters the chamber in a brisk no- nonsense kind of way which silences the other two.*
It has been brought to my attention that you may need reminding of a few facts. This is a refresher course in being a ringwraith, if you like.
*Opens a large and dusty volume and begins reading from it.*
Clothing: black robes
hauberks of mail and silver helms
Underwear: grey robes of the dead
Form is invisible though glowing red eyes may be seen on occasion.
Weapons: steel swords
flame swords
black maces
poisoned daggers
Black Breath - causes despair and terror
Spells: beckoning spells
sorcerous fire spells
Cannot be harmed by men's weapons and that's all I'm going to say as you never know who might be listening.
IMPORTANT: Any blade that strikes you will whither and perish.
(Oooo......that's going to go down well ;D)
All animals are terrified of the Nazgul ( except their own horses which are specially bred in Mordor)
In terms of battle strategies an orc and uruk-hai army are usually sent in first with wraiths bringing up the rear.
And finally........
We are The Nazgul. The Nine ( well, the three). We work as a team and are most effective this way.
For the time being this room will be headquarters for the battle over at Rivendell. Report here as frequently as is needed. Any secret information will still go to the Morgul chamber.
Thankyou for your time
*slams book shut and heads for the door*
Go forth and wreak havoc!
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 18, 2002 16:35:49 GMT
So then progress report on the battle of Minas Ithil...
There isn't one is there?....................No.
Why isn't there one?........because no ones fighting are they? Oops! I tell a lie, Elidor made a brief appearance.
What am I going to tell Sauron?
Well there was a battle, but none of the other wraiths turned up so I just had tea with the elves instead.
Bah!
*kicks the cat*
And whats he doing in here?
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Post by Elidor on Apr 19, 2002 9:51:15 GMT
I thought all ther wraiths were at the back of the hundreds and thousands of orcs. Don't dare post...in case I did something silly again  |
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 19, 2002 10:20:20 GMT
Ahhhh.........bless
*hugs Elidor* ;D
Yikes! I shouldn't have done that how unwitchkingly!
Elidor just go out there with a weapon and try and hit people with it. No more, no less.
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Post by Elidor on Apr 19, 2002 13:37:56 GMT
*thinking to myself* Yea! The witchking isn't angry with me anymore... ;D ;D
Ok, if you say so. It shall be done! ;D
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Post by The Witch King on May 3, 2002 11:37:51 GMT
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*Enters the deserted chamber and begins making a concoction. Opens several jars adding spoonfuls of each to the mixture.*
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Post by Jared on May 4, 2002 6:42:46 GMT
*Arches eyebrow*
Mixing? Well, don't accidentally swallow the ammonium chloride, like I did a few days ago. It tastes weird. And accoring to some, getting sulphur into your body system isn't too good for health.
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Post by Elidor on May 4, 2002 12:32:44 GMT
hmm...reminds me of the pratical test i took last year. I was given three bottles of liquid and was asked to predict if it was acid or alkalis or neutral. I forgot if acid turns blue litmus paper red or the other way round and was equally confuse about alkalis. So I tasted one of the liquid which was really dangerous. Anyway the liquid that I tasted turns out to be water and I flunked the test.  |
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Post by Jared on May 5, 2002 3:53:07 GMT
*Doubles over with laughter*
Smart, Eli. Very smart.
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