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Post by The Witch King on Sept 1, 2002 15:32:58 GMT
I prefer to keep my options open..
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Post by Jared on Sept 1, 2002 15:38:12 GMT
Which is exactly what gets people into trouble.
Or perhaps out of it at times.
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 9, 2002 14:39:03 GMT
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*Strolls into the library, peruses the shelves picking out an interesting looking volume on Orc employment laws and settles into a comfy chair by the fire to read.*
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 6, 2002 20:29:37 GMT
*Runs his finger along one of the bookshelves to find it inch thick in dust. Pulls a face.*
Ew..
It's time this library had a serious clean..
Should we get the Orcs to do it?
*Turns around realising that he's talking to himself.*
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Post by Jared on Oct 7, 2002 5:36:23 GMT
Oh no. You're gonna start another of those "Let's Rock Morgul Vale" campaigns again, aren't you?  |
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 7, 2002 7:57:41 GMT
;D
Just pass me a duster will you..
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Post by Jared on Oct 8, 2002 6:00:23 GMT
Pity Wonfer the Chicken passed into the netherworld so soon. He would have come in handy. Was that his name? I think it was... |
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 8, 2002 7:25:23 GMT
I think it was....Eli named him..
I don't care to remember.
*Takes a handful of books of the shelf, frowning as usual.*
These books are all mixed up..
*Puts them down on a table and looks around at all the other shelves.*
You know we should get the Orcs to put all the books in alphabetical order.
Though I suspect reading is beyond them.
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Post by Jared on Oct 8, 2002 7:37:14 GMT
Er, Witch-King. You're a sorceror.
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 8, 2002 11:04:38 GMT
But where's the fun in that!
I'd rather watch others do the work.
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Post by Jared on Oct 8, 2002 11:15:11 GMT
But they can't read. |
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 8, 2002 18:46:01 GMT
Fine! Fine then I'll do it myself!
* Raises his arms and flicks his fingers, as though sending out powerful magic.*
Dalg! Glob!
*looks around the library. It has been transformed into a winter scene. Frost covers the books and icicles hang from the shelves.*
That didn't go quite according to plan..
*muses over it for a moment*
Really I have better things to do.
*huffs and heads for the door*
Someone needs to clean that up before it melts..
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Post by Elidor on Oct 9, 2002 11:03:13 GMT
A few weeks later...
*Opens the door. A huge volume of water rushes out of the library, knocking eli on the ground and flattening her with it's mighty force.*
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 9, 2002 11:17:03 GMT
*Lifts up his robes to avoid the water running down the corridor.*
That was so reminiscent of the Bruinen Ford!
*looks at the bedraggled Eli lying on the floor and frowns.*
Fetch a mop will you...
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Post by Elidor on Oct 9, 2002 12:57:49 GMT
Aren't I pathetic enough already? *Flopping on the floor like a fish gasping for air*
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