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Post by Elidor on Oct 15, 2002 4:11:23 GMT
Chill out. You're scaring her. She'll probably keep her head down while taking orders from you after today...
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 15, 2002 6:46:34 GMT
*Watches Grubby scurry off to the toilets. Looks at Eli and throws his hands up in the air protesting his innocence.* What did I do? Did I scare her? *shakes his head mystified* Jeez.  Girls are so complicated.. |
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Post by Elidor on Oct 15, 2002 13:58:06 GMT
I can solve this little complication for you if you give me your bed or something... ;D
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 15, 2002 14:01:08 GMT
*Leans forward in his chair, first taking a shifty look around the resturant to make sure no one is listening in. Lowers his voice*
I might be interested...
*raises one eyebrow*
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Post by Elidor on Oct 15, 2002 14:04:04 GMT
Great. Now just sign here on the dotted line and all that orc will come running back here before you know it. ;D
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 15, 2002 14:09:30 GMT
*Gives Eli a suspicious look*
What am I signing?
*carries on signing it anyway*
Of course if anything bad happens to me as a result of this you do realise that your life won't be worth living..
*hands the piece of paper back to Eli with a stern expression.*
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Post by Elidor on Oct 15, 2002 14:17:18 GMT
Yes I know.
Now listen: You will have to hang neon lights on the roof of this building that spells the word sorry. (This sounds corny ;D) Or maybe I'll just talk to grubby and persuade her not to stay overnight here...
*Walks towards the toliet*
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 15, 2002 14:20:38 GMT
*Regards Elidor with confusion*
What am I saying sorry for I haven't done anything wrong.
And I'm certainly not apologising to a bloody Orc!
*huffs*
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Post by Elidor on Oct 15, 2002 14:29:05 GMT
Alright! Don't get huffy and all. It makes you look like an oversize hobbit.
I'll go and talk to her...
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Minutes later...
*consults the paper a clipboard* Her condition now is quite stable, heartbeat returns to normal. Hope she comes out soon.
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 15, 2002 14:37:34 GMT
*Gets up as he sees Eli returning and goes over to her.*
What did she say?
Is she coming out?
*paces around nervously*
Maybe I should just go in there and drag her out myself!
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Post by Elidor on Oct 16, 2002 7:30:23 GMT
Erm...let's wait a little while more. Drag her out if she haven't come out in 10 minutes. *Pulls over a chair to the entrance of the toliet*
Meanwhile, lets order something decent to eat. You still can enjoy yourself. The night's still young. ;D
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 16, 2002 8:31:09 GMT
I don't think I could eat another thing Eli. *Continues pacing around for a while longer* Right! That's it! She's had two minutes I'm going in.. *Pushes the door ajar and gingerly pops his head around. The place is empty. In the mirror he can see the reflection of three cubicles. Two of the doors are open and one shut.* Aha.. *Steps inside and tip toes across the tiled floor, stopping to admire himself in the mirror. Looks at the locked cubicle.* Grubby?...... *Speaks quietly in the kindest tone he can manage.* Grubby? Open the door please.. *Runs his hand through his hair, noticing how long it looks in the mirror, wonders whether he should pop over to Minas Morgul for a trim. Realises that he never got an answer.* Grubby. come out. We need to talk. *His tone is becoming more impatient. Wishes she would hurry up as he'd hate to get caught in the ladies loo. Especially by some poor unsuspecting female. That would be quite a shock.* Grubby! Come out now! *bangs the door with his fist. The whole cubicle shudders.* I'LL HANG YOU FROM THE TOWER AGAIN IF YOU DON'T COME OUT!  *Kicks the door, denting it.* BLASTED ORC! *Puts his back to the door and leans his head against it, sighing heavily.* ...what a disaster.. *Slides down the door to the floor. Hugs his knees and waits.* |
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Oct 16, 2002 12:42:05 GMT
"I'd better do something about this," Eowyn tells her friends in the kitchen as she goes out to where the wraiths and the orc are seated.
She goes infront of the Witch King and says in a polite voice, "Would you like to continue with the next course of troll steak and black dirt rice?" Eowyn then lowers her voice to a whisper and adds, "It's all included in the set Mordor menu so there won't be any additional charge. Besides, the moon is full tonight so there is a 10% discount if you'd like..."
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Post by The Witch King on Oct 16, 2002 13:18:52 GMT
*Gives the shield maiden a look of disbelief, unable to believe she is talking about menus in the toilet. Puts his hand up in protest*
No! Hold the food!
Somethings come up...we're talking. We'll shout when we're ready.
Thankyou..
*He said thankyou in a very dismissive way.*
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Post by Grubhosh on Oct 16, 2002 19:53:29 GMT
grubby stuck her nose round the edge of the door nervously. She came out and sat down on the floor next to the witch king. She sniffed
ain't much good for company am i?
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Girls are so complicated..
