The Stables

[Azgork]

*Emerges from the stall confining a black horse.*

You got that right. Thank your lucky stars, Elf.

I never knew Minas Morgul was a part of Mordor.

You can try slapping me in the face. I wouldn't mind much. Since the Elves are cursed anyway.

*Pops back into the stall and continues grooming the horse.*

[The Witch King]

Minas Morgul is on the border of Mordor and Gondor and there are conflicting reports as to which it belongs to.
Not that I have to explain that to you Orc.

Now get back there and do something useful rather then have a go at new people who do not yet understand you.

Your insolence angers me greatly!

[Elven Star]

*Looks at Witch King * Please get the over grown Orc I wasnt talking to him ...   Could we maybe move from him in a fast way ?

[Azgork]

It's in Gondor. ;D It's the main base for Sauron's forces within Gondor.

Though, in a way, it could belong to Mordor. It was, after all, built on the western spur of the Mountains of Mordor (Ered Lithui and Ephel Duath).

You should try taking over Minas Tirith some day.

The new people don't need to understand me. They just need to know that I'm rude, unpleasant and wholly unreasonable. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to continue grooming Shade and ponder about the geography of Middle Earth.

[Elven Star]

*Looks to the Witch King* Cant you just kick him or some thing ?? Or better yet can I ?

[Jared]

*Calls out from within the stall.*

Don't kick him. He hasn't brought me my tea yet.

[Elven Star]

Well when he does could you kick him for me ?

[Jared]

I can't, because he's a good friend of mine. And don't tell me what to do with him if you don't know him well enough.

Hey, Az, put down that brush there and get the tea. I need to ask you something.

[Azgork]

Yes, my lord.....

*Throws the brush onto a stack of hay and heads out of the stable, towards the Nazgûl kitchen.*

[Elven Star]

All I know is that you two were ready to push me out a window a while ago !!! *Looks around* where did Witch King go

[Jared]

The Witch-King doesn't need to report to anyone when he's not around. He has the highest position here, if you haven't noticed.

And we weren't going to push you. We were going to throw you out.

[Azgork]

*Strolls in, whistling.*

Ran out of tea, my lord. Met a peddlar on the way back and got you a live canary.

[Jared]

How nice. I'll let it go later, when I'm at the paddock.

[Elven Star]

Well if you hadnt seen we were riding together and I was just wondering why he had left and why dont you and your friend here go and find some hobbits to toss around or something.. ? *Starts to ride away*

[Jared]

Nah. They're too heavy. Come on, Az, let's go somewhere more private. The Witch-King wants me to talk to you.

*Gets up and leads Dark Shader out of the stall, out of the stables. Mounts him and starts riding at a nice, slow pace.*