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Post by Jared on Nov 10, 2002 4:31:43 GMT
*Resists the urge to bang his head on the table out of exasperation.* *mutters* Women. They can't tell the difference between a question and a comment.The carrot "comment" was the question. The thing about horses was the comment. Okay, nevermind. I give up. Now shoo.  Next contestant! *Sighs and scribbles on the sheet of paper: Can't differentiate between questions and comment, talks too much, isn't straight to the point, assumes too much, too self-righteous. Pity the horsies.Leans back and studies what he's written and decides it's too harsh... scratches out "Pity the horsies." and writes in: Pity us all.* *Scratches it out again.* ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 10, 2002 15:56:46 GMT
Eowyn was now beyond fed up with rudeness and nasty comments. "If you believe I am the one who is incomplete, I suggest you should look inside for a start. A question or a phrase, that is the question!"
Eowyn finishes and twirls around, then rolls her eyes, winks at the orcs and leaves, whispering, "If only you knew..." to the judges and the orcs watch eagerly. Eowyn throws a kiss to them and returns backstage, holding herself carefully and refusing to show any personal emotions whatsoever.
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Post by Jared on Nov 10, 2002 16:50:21 GMT
*Shakes head slightly, sighing inwardly...*
Some people never understand. Not even when they've been told countless times...
*Impatiently waits for the next contestant to show her face. Probably slathered with makeup as well. Resists the urge to screw up his face in an expression of disgust at the mental image...*
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Post by Grubhosh on Nov 10, 2002 17:52:25 GMT
(OOC any one mind if I go next?).
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Post by Jared on Nov 10, 2002 18:00:13 GMT
(I don't. I'm getting bored... ) |
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Post by Rhiannon on Nov 10, 2002 19:33:17 GMT
*Smiles and claps* Well done, Éowyn!
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Post by Imrel on Nov 10, 2002 20:22:26 GMT
You did great, Eo. Any idea what that whole carrot thing was about? *Sees that Grubby is next up.* Hey, good luck Grubby. They'll love you.
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Post by Grubhosh on Nov 10, 2002 21:02:55 GMT
Grubby smiled at Im, paused to hitch up the front of her dress, took a few deep breaths and stepped out onto the cat walk.There's an awed scilence in the room. As they all stare at her open mouthed. the lights shine off her dark skin showing clearly the intricate tatoos down her right arm. She tucks her long black hair behind her ears . She hears one of them hiss to another " you idiot you told me she was a bloke!". Half-blinded by the spot lights she takes a tentative step forward and stumbles on the hem of her dress. She curses a bit too loudley and pulls off her sandals and chucks them into the crowd. Now she can walk (and still not see) she set off down the cat walk trying to keep her back straight and not to look like too much of an a*sehole. Ignoring the suggestive yells of the crowd (like she would want to undress for them). She help her head up and managed to reach the end of the cat walk without 1. falling over 2. cracking up and 3. embarrasing herself in any other way. She smooths the creases out of her dress and waits paciently (sp) for her interragation to begin
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Post by Rhiannon on Nov 10, 2002 21:13:48 GMT
*Cheers and claps as loud as she can* Goooo, Grubby!!!
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Post by Imrel on Nov 10, 2002 23:23:02 GMT
*A scream in the back can be heard coming from a few of the female Orcs.* You go, girl!!!
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Post by Jared on Nov 11, 2002 4:49:07 GMT
Ahem. Having a nice time, Miss Grubhosh? ;D
Okay, question 1:
If you were in a battle and had to choose between saving your best friend and saving a regiment, which would you choose and why?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 11, 2002 12:05:13 GMT
"Thanks Rhia, thanks Imrel." Eowyn says half-hartedly, knowing that her results could have been better if it wasn't for the bias involved. "I didn't understand what the carrot was for as well. If I had the peelings of one I would certainly know who to dump it on, but it's really puzzling me."
Eowyn watches Grubby go down the cat walk and claps loudly. "She'll definitely win. Talk about dark charm!"
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Post by Jared on Nov 11, 2002 12:31:11 GMT
*An Orc pops up backstage and hands a note to Eowyn, but not before growling rudely and jerking his head towards the bored-looking Ringwraith.*
The carrot comment was the question. I thought it was easy, but I see not all think the way I do. Don't worry. I may make unpleasant and harsh comments, being the obnoxious bastard I am, but I still try to base my marks on a fairer view. The judges will have a discussion before the results are announced, and that is when changes and decisions are made. Till then, try not to trip over your skirt. And tell the contestants before you that they've done good. ;D
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Nov 11, 2002 12:42:08 GMT
"Thank you," Eowyn tells the orc, wondering if he could understand. To make sure, Eowyn flashes the thumbs up sign and looks around for a pen to write a reply. She writes:
Jared: Hopefully I'm not alone in my boat. Alas! sometimes our differences create gaps too wide to leap yet too dangerous to cross. Please understand.
Eowyn finishes writing and gives it to the orc, who quickly hurries of. She looks at the crowd of orcs, wondering what they were thinking.
"Go Grubby!" she shouts eagerly...
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Post by Jared on Nov 11, 2002 12:49:03 GMT
*Glances over the note and rolls his eyes...* She's never even seen the comments I wrote for the other contestants. *Drums his fingers impatiently, waiting for Grubby's answer...* |
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Next contestant!
