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Post by The Witch King on Apr 6, 2002 19:11:03 GMT
Following SG's recent blitz of the Nazgul household we decided to empty one of our outbuildings and clear it of unwanted junk.
*Sets up a trestle table and starts arranging various items on it. Some old black robes that faded in the wash (would make nice dusters), a pair of Elidors old boots ( with a hole in) a broken sword ( no not that one!)
a palantir, an old bridle, some candlesticks, some pillows ( surplus from the fight), and a broken deckchair.*
No don't all rush at once!
You can buy these items from us or trade with what you have.
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Post by Imrel on Apr 7, 2002 4:26:36 GMT
(er- this is in the competition board...?)
*comes up, looking intruiged at the table and its items. looks up.* how much for that faded green pillow there? *gestures a square pillow once lime green.*
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 7, 2002 6:47:30 GMT
Hi Firebird! Nice to see you!
*cringes at having to be nice to everyone*
This pillow?
*picks it up carefully*
Well this is no ordinary pillow. It is stuffed with the..er...finest orc hair and it is rumoured that it once was sat on by Sauron himself!
*brushes the cat hair off it*
It would command a very high price indeed!
*looks eagerly at Firebirds sheathed sword hanging from her belt*
I'm willing to trade it for something you have?
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Post by Jared on Apr 7, 2002 6:51:49 GMT
Aw, don't worry, Witch-King.....You can leave the being-nice part to me. Be as horrid as you want....... ;D
So.......yea. The pillow's great. And it was once sat on by Sauron himself. A little Orc told me......
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 7, 2002 7:17:21 GMT
Sg is there anything else we can sell?
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Post by Jared on Apr 7, 2002 7:22:27 GMT
I found a few books of Elven-lore in the Library. What they're doing there, I don't know.
*Plonks several thick, clean books onto the table.*
Dusted 'em.
Note the covers.....they're not black. They're *pulls a face* bright-coloured. Ew.
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 7, 2002 7:28:22 GMT
*Picks one up and laughs*
I wonder who wrote these? Someone who obviously assumed that elves could read. What a waste.
*Throws it on the table*
Ahh....for the lovely lady
*retrieves a bottle from his robes which he hands to Firebird.*
The most fragrant perfume taken from the pois...*corrects himself* Purple! flowers of the wraith pasture. Lovely....
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Post by Jared on Apr 7, 2002 7:33:00 GMT
Oh yes, there're some old chairs.....
*Disappears for a while and returns shortly, dragging 3 grand-looking chairs behind him.*
They all smell of mushroom, thanks to our dear comrade Elidor. Sheesh. What a waste of nice chairs. Though I dare say the Hobbits may like them.....
(But there aren't any hobbits yet. Heh.)
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Post by Elidor on Apr 7, 2002 13:52:15 GMT
So.......yea. The pillow's great. And it was once sat on by Sauron himself. A little Orc told me...... Yes...you will sure win with this pillow in a pillow fight (if there are any more in the future) ;D |
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 10, 2002 17:14:17 GMT
No one's brought anything!  mmm................there obviously not as stupid as I thought. So SG, Elidor as you're such bright sparks, what are we going to do with all this junk? Hurry up and decide or I'll torch the whole lot! |
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Post by Elidor on Apr 11, 2002 9:21:16 GMT
Hmm...
*frowning and thinking hard*
We could set up a game stall or something. And when people wins the game, he/she would be given a free item. Something like an amusment park.
So, in conclusion...all these 'junk' would be gone! ;D ;D
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Post by elen on Apr 21, 2002 16:53:47 GMT
Do you have any summer clothing - I would like to enjoy the sun, but I have only heavy green dresses. **notices everyting is quite black, and rather dirty looking. ohh......never mind then  do you have anything else round the back? |
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Post by Jared on Apr 22, 2002 7:03:42 GMT
Hmm, let me go check.
*Ducks around to the back and starts rummaging through some stacks of boxes. After a couple of minutes of scrabbling, he emerges, dragging a large crate behind him.*
Here. Dresses of some Elves, captured and mutated into Orcs. Still in relatively good condition. There're suits for the male Elves too, buried somewhere inside. These treasures come all the way from Orthanc, Isengard, where their last owners were tortured.
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 22, 2002 7:09:51 GMT
I've just the thing! *hurries off round the back and returns with a beautiful blue dress, holding it at arms length.* This belonged to an elf who got too nosey for her own good ( Maiden Greenleaf ) she has no need of it now. It should fit you as your smaller than me. I found it too tight under the arms. It pinc...  Here just have it! *Throws dress at Elen and stomps off* |
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Post by The Witch King on Apr 22, 2002 7:11:22 GMT
Great minds think alike SG! ;D
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do you have anything else round the back?