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Post by Rhiannon on Sept 14, 2003 9:34:47 GMT
*As planned, they make directly for the high-priced stuff. As they reach the whiskey and wine section where bottles were piled up in large pyramids, she unwraps what had seemed to be her belt. Gestures Grubby that it was time for their second secret weapon. Gives her one end of the bundle and waits until Grubs is in position on the other side of the aisle. Gives the trolley a push then grabs her part with both hands.* Ruuuun!!!* Chuckles with satisfaction as the large net unfolds, the lead seamed lower part sweeping almost all of the bottles into the net.*
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Sept 14, 2003 15:19:16 GMT
"And I HATE crunchy nut cornflakes, the chocolate ones were better!" Huzgol yells, purposely running into a display on tomatoe sauce cans so that they all tumbled over into the trolley.
"Let's see, what's next on our list?" Eowyn pretends to ask, knowing that it sounded dumb. She suddenly snaps her fingers and gets and idea. "BANANAS!"
Quickly grabbing a bunch of bananas, she peels five of the ripest ones and leaves their peels on the floor, her personal courtesy to the other shoppers. She then stuffs the other ones in a trolley followed by a box of peaches.
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Post by Imrel on Sept 14, 2003 19:42:58 GMT
Are you alright?
*She casts a concerned glance over Skrowerif as she continues to scoot the trolley along. He seems to have gotten the worst of that stick pink stuff they slipped on, but at least he's back on his feet. They enter the pet food section of the aisle, with meal ranging from gerbils' to wargs'.*
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 14, 2003 20:55:54 GMT
*The Witch King charged through the clothing section of the store. He snatched a load of leather handbags and threw them into the trolley.*
Get the designer dresses!
*He pointed Huzgol in the direction of the Sindarin summer collection whilst he filled the trolley chainmail and gents cufflinks.*
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Post by EoHuz on Sept 15, 2003 5:38:35 GMT
Huzgol quickly grabs an elven gown, knowing that she definitely wouldn't fit inot it right. She also grabs a handful of elven cloaks, knowing that it was high time for orcs to use their enemie's weapons.
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Post by Rhiannon on Sept 17, 2003 11:34:25 GMT
Let's try the shoe section! *Passing the Do-it-Yourself section, she grabs a roll of wire netting.* Stop for a second! *Wraps it around their trolley. Grins as it's capacity has more than doubled. Round the corner and there they are: the latest fashion craze - demon skin boots. A quick glance at the price tag shows a sufficient amount of zeros behind the main number. Quickly throws all of the boxes into the trolley. *What next?
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Huzgol the Horrid
Pizurk (Private)
Orc
Agent of Evil, Servant of Sauron, Lover of Man Flesh!
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Post by Huzgol the Horrid on Sept 17, 2003 15:49:40 GMT
"Let's go to the pet section!" Éowyn exclaims. "Maybe we'll manage to put a whole horse into that trolley!"
She takes the trolleys handles besides Grish and runs at top speed.
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 17, 2003 20:51:03 GMT
*Makes straight for the drinks aisle and parks the trolley under the spirits section before barking at Huzgol.*
Quickly load up with the whiskey and brandy. No! Not the cheap Isenguard version that tastes like cat wee!
*points*
The Mordor stuff!
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 17, 2003 21:43:18 GMT
mmguh?
Grubby asked, trying to get the cap off a bottle with her teeth.
meat decent meat, costs a lot
They ran round the corner, finding a load of beef and putting it into the trolley.
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Post by Imrel on Sept 17, 2003 23:38:30 GMT
*Now equipped with several cans each of asparagus, peach, Mordor carrots (the fuzzy kind), warg food and winged beast kibbles, Im and Skrow skid into the baked good aisle.*
Get the fairy cakes, they're pretty expensive- I think they're made with actual Liquid Fairy.
*Pushing the trolley at breakneck speed, she can let go of the handle now and then to knock a few items in as well.*
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Sept 19, 2003 8:34:51 GMT
"Mordor champagne! Mordor whiskey! Mordor Rum! Mordor Spirits!" Huzgol counts each item she adds into the trolley. "And Rivendell wine, just so we can poison it and then give it to Lord Elrond!"
"Be quiet, chickens!" Eowyn says as she adds a cageful of chickens and another one of live lizards and salamanders in the trolley. "Oh! We need to get the cockroach collection too!"
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Post by The Witch King on Sept 20, 2003 15:41:55 GMT
Leave it! leave it! Let's go!
*Witchy's attention was drawn away from the shopping aisles to the sight of Rhia whizzing past with a very full trolley.*
The cheats! They have a net and everything!
*Anger overtook him in an instant. Furious with himself for not having thought of such cunning tactics. He did a quick U-turn and steered his trolley at full speed towards them hissing menacingly at them.
There was a terrific smashing sound as the trolleys collided. The offending trolley lurched precariously for a second before toppling over. It crashed to the ground and all the items scattered across the supermarket floor. *
Hah!
*Witchy gloated at the stricken pair as he tried to make a quick getaway, the tills were in sight now. Unfortunately he'd buckled one of his own wheels in the crash and the trolley refused to budge.*
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Post by EoHuz on Sept 21, 2003 5:49:51 GMT
'Hurry up, milord!" Huzgol squeels as she quickly tries to dumb as many things as she can into the trolley. Baked beans, roasted pinneaple and many other things falls into the trolley which wouldn't budge...
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Post by Imrel on Sept 21, 2003 17:52:27 GMT
*Struggling in the bakery section with a trolley steadily gaining weight, Imrel jumps at the sound of a crash.*
What was that?
*Having rolled to the end of the aisle, she wheels the trolley around and carts it back up the row to see what happened (and get to the clothes section).*
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Post by Grubhosh on Sept 21, 2003 19:49:55 GMT
Grubby picked herself up out of the pile of mordor brand coco-pops (if they kill you, you win a lifelong supply of mordor brand ceral products) and stared in disbelief at her, well thier trolly.
aww s***
With hindsight she should've helped Rhi pick everything up again but she stoped to pick up a large handful of cream cake and threw it at the witch king, who was struggling to get his trolley to move. It hit him on the side of the head. Grubby was suprised at how good it felt to cover the head Nazgul with cake. It went towards getting him back for a lifetime of getting his robes dry cleaned and feeding the winged fell beast.
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