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Post by Imrel on Jan 11, 2003 23:04:47 GMT
Ye-es! The other four are carrying the coffin containing the fifth man. Congrats to Rhi.
(Been a while since I posted one that took that much figuring out.)
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Post by Shale on Jan 12, 2003 10:09:39 GMT
A man fell from the 27th-storey window of an office building but wasn't injured. How was this possible?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Jan 12, 2003 16:09:38 GMT
He had a parachute?
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Post by Shale on Jan 12, 2003 16:13:00 GMT
Nope... It'll seem terribly easy when you know the answer...
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Post by Imrel on Jan 12, 2003 19:37:26 GMT
He fell into the building?
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Post by Shale on Jan 12, 2003 19:50:30 GMT
Yea. ;D It's from a kid's joke book I found buried somewhere. There's a lot of stupid questions in there which I can't remember right now...
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road twice?
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Post by Balin on Jan 12, 2003 20:56:56 GMT
A chicken?
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Post by Imrel on Jan 13, 2003 1:30:46 GMT
Insane?
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Post by Shale on Jan 13, 2003 13:38:55 GMT
Nope. It's actually very corny...  And just for the heck of it, here's another corny joke to top it all off. What's the difference between a man who falls from the 22nd storey of a building and a man who falls from the 2nd storey? [they both fell out... as in, all the way to the ground. it's not related to the previous window question...] |
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Jan 13, 2003 13:55:47 GMT
The chicken one, could it be a twice baked chicken?
As for the windows, one man fell 20 stories more than the other?
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Post by Shale on Jan 13, 2003 14:02:22 GMT
LoL, no! ;D Like I said, they're all extremely lame and corny, so don't think the way you would on the riddles before... think more in a joke book way. It's easy when you know the answer...
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Post by Imrel on Jan 28, 2003 3:10:48 GMT
Dangit Shale, your joke stumped us.
The first one goes "splat"?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Jan 28, 2003 14:11:43 GMT
One falls before the other? One falls on TOP of the other?
Geez. I'm stuck!
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Post by Shale on Jan 30, 2003 10:09:22 GMT
LoL... okay... the chicken one... it's a double-crosser. I told you it was horribly corny...
And the second one's very... uh... interesting. Here's the answer:
One goes "Ahhhhh! *thump*" while the other goes "*thump* Ahhhhh!". Respectively.
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Jan 30, 2003 15:32:50 GMT
That chicken one IS lame! No offense.
But the 2 people falling out of the window is quite funny.
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And just for the heck of it, here's another corny joke to top it all off.