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Post by Imrel on Nov 30, 2002 1:34:42 GMT
Have you heard that one before or something?
Needless to say, you got it. (I love that one.) I think Grubby has competition, lol.
Here's another of my favorites that probably won't last a day...
A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Dec 1, 2002 12:54:00 GMT
Let me guess... They were triplets! Here is my reasoning:
Let's say that two of them were born between 3-3:30 AM on the same day. The third one might have been born on 2:57 AM on the very same day...
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Post by Imrel on Dec 2, 2002 5:47:17 GMT
It doesn't really matter what time they were born. The point is there were three of them at once, so they couldn't have been twins. So you got it, Eo.
I'll be back with another puzzle later... Remember to post if you find a good one...
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Dec 2, 2002 12:57:40 GMT
Yipee!
A lame one, but may be kind of funny... What do you call the man who brings a lion its dinner?
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Post by Elidor on Dec 4, 2002 5:35:26 GMT
Er...a zoo-keeper?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Dec 4, 2002 8:41:39 GMT
Good try, but that's not it.
Hint: The answer is both logical and slightly a joke at the same time...
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Post by Grubby on Dec 4, 2002 10:42:53 GMT
lunch?
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Post by Imrel on Dec 4, 2002 23:44:42 GMT
Hahaha, good answer. ;D
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Dec 5, 2002 7:44:24 GMT
Close one, Grubby. Yet this meal is a bit more complex. *hint hint* 1000 posts?
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Post by Elidor on Dec 5, 2002 8:02:33 GMT
Dinner? Tea? Breakfast?
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Dec 5, 2002 8:21:09 GMT
Sorry, not it yet... Shall I tell it?
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Post by Imrel on Dec 12, 2002 3:23:46 GMT
Okay, no one's guessing, just tell us.
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Post by ~Dernhelm~ on Dec 13, 2002 7:07:48 GMT
The appetizer!
The lion/animal eats the person bringing the food before eating the main course.
*Lame*
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Post by Imrel on Dec 14, 2002 23:43:00 GMT
I kinda get it... That's pretty good.
I don't think I've put this one yet...
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. Explain the situation.
This one seems strange at first (unless you've heard it before), but the answer is satisfying and logical.
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Post by Jared on Dec 15, 2002 19:26:04 GMT
The stupid guy's got hiccups. ;D
I want a gun.
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